Well, it's been quite some time. I think I've finally accepted the idea that keeping up with a "blog" is just far too much work.

What's new with me? Not much, honestly. My dear friend came back, and I haven't seen her yet, which sucks. Work is alright, though some of my co-workers are such complete imbeciles that I'll never understand how they landed a job working with life-threatening substances.

I haven't been sleeping well lately, I think it's the lack of sex. Hm.

Slut, you need to call me. I miss you.

I love how my ex has the nerve to call me the other night at 4 in the morning just to ask if I miss him. Desperate much?

OOOOHHH SNAP SONNN.

It's been awhile. Fer real though.

Anais, you need to get back here, PRONTO.

So life has been..whatever. I've been talking to my ex way too much for comfort, and I know we're both toying with the idea of getting back together, but I really don't want to go down that road again.

More on that later. I'm super tired.

I've been super busy.

Hm. I don't have much to say though. I'm not very interesting. Trying to spend some time with Anais since she's been back. Eh.

I gotta peeee. lol.

Yeah. I'm done.

Jesus, today as quite dull.

But not anymore :)

Anais has taken over my bathroom. She says she's "putting on make-up", but seriously, the girl is so fucking beautiful to begin with, she doesn't need any...I swear, by the time she gets out, she hardly looks any different, maybe a little glowy, but I don't understand how she can be in there for hours, literally, HOURS, and come out with like, a hint of mascara.Gorgeous bitch.

So, anywho. I'm so fucking sick of guys. More on this later.


For now, iBar, then Blue Martini.

Hopefully sex will ensue. :D

Bye.

The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they've printed.

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Put an asterisk next to the books you'd rather shove hot pokers in your eyes than read

1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5. To Kill a Mockingbird* - Harper Lee
6. The Bible*
7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9. His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12. Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14. Complete Works of Shakespeare
15. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16. The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18. Catcher in the Rye  - JD Salinger
19. The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20. Middlemarch - George Eliot
21. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22. The Great Gatsby -F Scott Fitzgerald
23. Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25. The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33. Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34. Emma - Jane Austen
35. Persuasion - Jane Austen
36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38. Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40. Winnie the Pooh* - AA Milne
41. Animal Farm - George Orwell
42. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46. Anne of Green Gables* - LM Montgomery
47. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48. The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50. Atonement - Ian McEwan
51. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52. Dune - Frank Herbert
53. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63. The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66. On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68. Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding
69. Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie
70. Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72. Dracula - Bram Stoker
73. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75. Ulysses - James Joyce
76. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78. Germinal - Emile Zola
79. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80. Possession - AS Byatt
81. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83. The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87. Charlotte's Web - EB White
88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom*
89. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93. The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94. Watership Down - Richard Adams
95. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98. Hamlet - William Shakespeare- Good lord I hated Hamlet.
99. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo


52? not bad.

I love Old Greg.

I have nothing exciting to say, so I'll just leave you with protection from the terrible secret of space.

Please go wait by the stairs.

Who the hell thinks it's a bright idea to call me before 12? what the FUCK.


Anyhow. A guy at work found out about my...indulgences. Well, it's not like I keep my interest in the BDSM world a secret, if someone asks, I'll gladly say "yeah, I like to be hurt, is that a problem?" But this douche would not SHUT UP about it. He just kept firing questions at me as I'm trying to recalibrate a centrifuge.

"So, do you like to be spanked? hehehehhe"
"Yes, actually. Do you?"
"o.O what?"
"Well, I figured if we were going to sit here and ask stupid questions..."
"Oh, whatev. So. do you like to be whipped?"
"Would you like to mysteriously contract ebola? Because I can accidentally break a vial or two next to your face."
"...."


Seriously. Leave me the fuck alone about my private life. Honestly, I probably wouldn't mind so much, but he's a cunt 24/7, so he easily irritated me.

Man, if I could be anything in the fictional world, I'd totally be a Jedi. Maybe a sorceress. Nah. Jedi's own.

Use the force. Bitch.

I should say something about  myself.

I actually like my job.

I'm cynical. I'm different.

I think I rock.

I love food.

I enjoy rollercoasters.

I love few things. I hate a lot.

Let's be friends.

Finally decided to get another one of these. Let's see where this takes me.